I'm getting a new mobile 'hone soon, and shall be texting people to tell them what the new number is when I get my new 'hone. It's a dot mobile one, which I didn't buy on principle last year because they kept bothering me. This year however, they've been far less pushy, so I decided to get one, since they are about the same price as tesco value mobile, but I get a new phone with an excessive 5 megapixel camera (albeit with fuck all optical zoom). It even has real buttons, something disappearing now from 'hones due to the evil influence of apple (and they're tied to one provider of course). I don't even like touch sensitive buttons, I have nails after all.

The thing I liked was that the guy hesitated because he said "your son" when referring to Bee, I suspect this is because he thought I was too young to have kids. Youth is an attitude too, I think.